its 6 49 in the morning.
I have to type real slow because otherwise pissy maid will realize im awake and come and knock at my door, and then i will have to interact with pissy maid and thats no fun now is it? All she talks about is Star Plus anyway.
Oo the bell just rang wonder who it is. The paper. Do i dare go and steal it. Nope maid is making tea.
My lenses are so blurred because ive been up for so long, so i cant see all that much. Everythings hazy, kinda cool in its own weird way.
I cant even listen to my music. (Please refer to StarPlus obsessed maid.)
DAMMIT
she knocked
bloody fuck.
If the sheer energy that she puts into harassing me could be bottled up in some way one could really find an alternative source for making electricity.
Must go, the door wont open itself.
So much for alone time.
15 comments:
dude she pretty much todl what the poor soul was upto! You gotta learn how to read between the lines. Women tend to be subtle you see...
Dp, i feel ya!
and thnx for scrolling all the way down to discover me from the beginning. And then commenting on it. I didn't think you really would. But you did. So Sajjad, surprised... pleasantly come morning.
Gracias
tdh- hahahaha hide and seek with her will be damn easy btw.. shes ancient weight mor than 200 pounds and im about a foot taller than her. Shes been there ever since i was a kid.. well .. even more of a kid than i am now.
:D
and as for mr beknighted soul- well yes alone time is just alone time. COMPLETELY PG rated hahah.. eventhough you wont believe me. And your first blog entry was painfully honest, just like how you told me it would be. Loved it, but you already knew that didnt you?
please dont screw ur maids. :-( woh bhi kisi kay ghar ki izzat hain :-)
hahahha daymn these are the things i'm so looking forwrd to dealing w/ when i go back to khi :S ....
bap luci ..great comment hehhe
ladyofdreams- tell me about it, what people see in that useless crap scares me sometimes..and the background music they have is so bloody scary.. i cant sleep at night when someones watching it outside man!
luci- hahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahah :D dont worry luci, shes quite a chaste woman, good morals and all that
samm- then come back :)
loadshedding, humidity and bar hair days, sleazy ball scraching men- they are sitting and waiting for your arival :D
dp - u referring to lady of dreams or ur maid? ur maid i trust. lady of dreams i dont, not after all that shes been analyzing on Jon's blog ;-)
i dunno how u let urself be bugged that way everyday. my home is my retreat. where i dont pick up my cell or landline. i can be online yet not respond to anyone on my list. and here u are.. at ur home.. having to AVOID someone :P
JM - thank you ;-)
My maid doesn't even bother to knock.Your maid isn't that pissy after all :)
hate star plus
nice blog!
so why does she harass you..or how..? does she want to talk at length about Star Plus programming?
luciiii!- hahahha you make me sound like a fugitive in my own house.. its not that bad.. i just need to run away from old senile maid from time to time.. she scares me sometimes..
tdh- actually, my sibling never ever bothers me. Really unassuming and just plain old NICE. im one of those weirdos who actually adores her younger brother to bits.. im his fashion advisor.. bought him gel today.. gave him 'supersonic spikes' as he likes to call them.. will get him in with the ladies i hope haha
arian- oh i just keep my door locked at all times- this way.. I FORCE HER TO KNOCK muhahahahha
raheel- thankyou :D and the feeling is mutual
blindside- she just sits in my room and stares at me. Oh and yes she DOES talk all about star plus. all i have to say is 'so erm can u make me some tea after this show?' and she'll say 'this show? oh the one in which he cheats on her with her mom and has an alien mutant child who they burry along with the remains of half the family that they killed while trying to capture all the fathers inheritance?'
ugh
heh
(contrary to every thing that has been said in this entry, shes not that bad. I quite like my 200 maid ball of a maid. Most of the time heh.)
*200 pound maid ball of a maid sorry heh
(ive stopped making sense it seems)
erm... just er..sitting doing nothing i should not be doing..
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