I woke up this morning to find something odd lingering about one millimetre away from my upper lip.
An over night moustache?
No.
Remnants from my nightly dose of coke?
No.
A huge mosquito bite.
Yes Ladies and Laydas, I have been kissed by a mosquito. And from the size of the damn thing, it was one of those 10 minute Indian movie-ish kisses, with background music and dancing extras in flamboyant garish getups.
Jesus.
Must go, an orgy of centipedes or any other member of the insect family awaits.
20 comments:
bugs love papitas sweety.
turn into a karela and u will be just fine.
lol. if you feel urself developing any weird strength or overnight abs, this may just prove worth your while. who needs tufts if you can leap tall buildings in a single bound and shoot mospel from your wrists? oh and btw, smallville secret #1: clenching your jaw a lot cycles between special powers.
~the g was here
remember this?
i am making an attempt to learn at last. doing it by myself in a 4 feet deep pool. started saturday. at last! :D
will put up a blue-whale-like pic on blog soon =P
Yes Ladies and Laydas, I have been kissed by a mosquito. And from the size of the damn thing, it was one of those 10 minute Indian movie-ish kisses, with background music and dancing extras in flamboyant garish getups.
hahahahahahahaha.
making out with mosquitoes? tsk, thst taking desperation to a whole new level.
But what else wud we expect from our enignatic Dp. Steer clear off snakes and tarantulas though, wudn't want your eccentric take on romance ending up the kiss of death.
PS: extremely sorry about being away when you nudged, i was outdise making sure that the guests from Isloo do actually leave. Don't like being considered mean by people i like.
happened to me too, and guess what, the damn boil never left. i have a permanent bump on my lip line :S
nice blog man.. i like.
lol
i just put on a mashar mat and killed all the little fuckers
the good thing about coming back after ages is i get to read lots of posts at once :)
hello dolly
ms cow- heheh.. yes you know call me stupid but i didnt know about this meetha khoon and non meetha khoon and what not..
and your learning how to swim?? MUBARAK MUBARAK!! you better make me proud :)
the g- mospel from my wrists. dude. that is like SUCH AN AMAZING IDEA! i could be like.. i dunno.. supermortein or whatever.. i can imagine it now!
saphiya- heh :)
sajjad- ill take the eccentric part as a compliment.. and no issue.. yesterday was a bad day overall..
little princess- well firslty welcome to el bloggo i think its your first time.. secondly.. lesbian mosquito loving? damn that is taking it a bit too far huh :p
luci- WHAT? im stuck with this thing forever??
dolly- im glad you do :)
naked feet- SHES ALIVE SHES ALIVE!!! i feel so honoured when you come to my blog.. good to see u back ill be sure to visit oen fo my favourite blogs some time today hoping youve posted somethign new
damn you know how to describe such a moment in detail. i loved it! :D
you = funny : )
hey, the kisses are still better than the nasty bug-bite hickey-type-bruises.. hahahaha..
ohh.. I'm entering my lame phase again.. I need a break!
HALF a centimeter. COW, dont describe everything in ur fat ass size aight? humans have different arbitrary units :P
Atleast with the hicky type bruises, ppl'll think hmmmmm maybe shez been doing it .... with lesbo mosq bites everyone'll go eeewwwww :)
flying cow- ill agree with you there.. bugs of all type suck.. i nearly had a coronary the other day when there was a flying cockraoch in my room :S
natasha- why thank you:)
tdh- well im going to continue playing hard to get ..!
zag- heh.. your right. im not getting any action, neither am i looking perticularly attractive..
color it bvack :P
no.
not the roaches.
esp the flying ones.
aaargh.
i cant even hold a cockroach spray bottle in my bare hands because of the ugly monsters on it.
leh. i snip their antennaes/feelers off with scissors. then they run around bumping into stuff. MUAHAHAHAHAAHA
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