I have a relative who wants to get married to a strict muslim with minimal education and maximum 'modesty' . You know, achi family walee girls and all that jazz. He prays five times a day, has been for Umrah half a dozen times, never misses even one roza. He even went to Iran to study Islam as a subject for 2 years, he even learnt Arabic.
He just asked me if one of my friends could score him some hash. Or alcohol, whichever was less of a hassle, he prefers Absolut, but right now, he'll take anything.
DO I NEED TO WRITE ANY FURTHER?
13 comments:
hahahhahahahhahahahhaha thats priceless
ok this is from Mona(cherrychiclet.blogspot.com), she left it on my blog:
i wanted to comment but i can't because i don't have a blogger account.
but duuuude, i hate people like. some one oughta to slap that guy around.
minimum education indeed. looks like he doesn't have enough.
islamic or otherwise.
oh cmon now TDH... faith is osmething we all have a hard time dealing with... drugz and booze is a different issue... those are ur own choices.. very much so..
neways, ah yes alim online... i think i posted about him on my blog? or mebbe not. my sis says she doesnt care if his degrees are fake... the stuff he says is right and u dont need ot have some damn degree in islam.. u can just read it up and learn. i mean its cool if he's providing an denlightened point of view to the world.. but is it all being done to get him more votes.. considering he is altaf husseins successor? :-|
sammish- I KNOW i mean JESUS
tdh and luci- isnt the aalim online guy the one with the REALLY REALLY bad taste in clothes.. he wears RED shalwar kameez for gods sake! (no pun intended)
and as far as my relative is concerned.. hes messaged three times today already asking me to try and get SOMETHING.. see the things is.. that all my life.. hes made me feel REALLY bad coz im not a religious person.. which is why something like this makes me go WTF?????
uhmm yeah dp.... tdh is right.. i mean... u id say ur WTF out loud didnt u... ? he DOES know ur shocked/confused/in disagreemet yeah? irrespective of religious believes... drugz and booze is bad for health.. .so even if u ignore allthis religious affiliations... dont u think u woulda still told him NO... and make sure he doesnt go to someone ELSE for assistanc.e. and rathe rbe glad he came to u ... coz ur NOT gonna provide him that shit... and talk to him about it? :-/
the guy has been doing it since he was 15.. and now hes 23.. hes a pro yaar.. i think its a wee bit out of my control :P
oh and TDH once AGAIN yoru blog does NOT open up!
dude tdh - papaya is not in dubai... as far as i know... lol
dp - tell him to eff off... seriously... or u die of guilt later :-D choice is urz :-D
heh yep im a karahiite!!!
AND IT STILL DOESNT OPEN UP..
*sigh* guess its not meant to be huh..?
dp - his blog is crap. it just has news about google and song lyrics.
that was a bit harsh.. but i still wanna see the damn thing.. its playing hard to get goddammit.
haha no it wasnt! lol trust me that is ALL it has... i mean isnt it kinda gay? LOL!
TDH - TELL HER DAMMIT! :P
(and no im not starting awar on ur blog dp, its all cool b/w me and tdh... :)
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