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2-30 on a school night and the day isn’t over yet.

I need

a) someone who will take care of the damn dog. Clean it, watch over it and keep it away from my bloody shoes.

b) someone who will clean my room, and burn candles for me so that my room doesn’t perpetually smell of ‘dog’.

c) someone who will understand the marvelous world of economics for me, sit through literature classes without napping and actually take notes in history instead of doodling and listening to her Ipod.

d) someone who is brave and hardworking. Who doesn’t slack off, get scared nor overwhelmed. Who has no hang-ups, no drawbacks and no random bouts of laziness/migraines.

e) someone who requires no nicotine or caffeine to wake her up/not want to kill everyone around her.

f) a toe that does not hurt everytime I dare to step.

g) a mind that does not over analyze and a body that doesn’t need to overindulge.


Any takers?