Phone rings
Hello?
Greetings pretty lady. Just calling to tell you that you need to be here by 6 coz weird man is coming at 7 and I dont want to be alone with old scary men.
Haan acha sounds good ill be there.
Wait, where are you?
In the car
With who?
With uh. With you know.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. Is it done?
Yup.
Your officially committed?
Yes.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Oh god oh god. MUBARAK man.
Yeah I told my driver to drop it to your house.
Haha hes there so you cant talk naa?
YES.
CLASSIC. CLASSIC. So was it awkward?
No, this is awkward.
*At this moment I break into the standard K-I-S-S-I-N-G song to celebrate their new found going-outness.*
Oh one thing.
Yes?
Tell him from now that im not going to help him to buy your birthday presents. And also, that if he gets touchy feely tell him he must ask me for permission first. I have full authority over your humps.
Ok.
And when you guys have babies one must be named after me. Even if its a boy, I dont care if it grows up to have major homosexual tendancies, thats just how things are going to be ok?
Thats when she put the phone down on me.
Heh, much happiness for the both of you :--)
3 comments:
lolll! i remember doin tht to my buddies... n one of my major tasks wz give both of those dummies 'Gift Ideas'(quite boring)for each other... funny thing wz they both plan to surprize each other at da same tym.. n i get to have a whoopin' laff at their innocent faces as da realization hits 'em.
(But wid tym ppl change n grow up... wich is sad in sum ways)
khair who else but I cud relate pathetically well to ur last blog??
:p
been arnd tht corner a couple of tyms now, ..so i speak wid experience tht ur new "self" will go *poof* soon.
3 of my friends are under a pact to name their future daughters after me and get them married to my future sons.
awwwwwwww :D. i do the same, muahahhaha, million of kids shall be named after me. i'm telling you - we shall be eternal :P.
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