delusional

Flashlights and explosions

Head bopping. Left right up down. Side to side.

Come on now everybody!

I can feel the advent of the flu, my head feels oddly numb, and my eyes have now officially become non-existent. I am quite ugly- even my normally sexy (ha) voice has turned into a low growl. My new best friend is Rose Petal and my search to find the Vicks ka dabba has officially begun.

This is what you get for being flung into the ocean eleven times.

I told you I was wet enough already :-(

Other than that, the stench of procrastination is creeping into my blocked nose. I have many a thing to do, but no here I sit listening to this damn song on repeat and doing my head bopping exercise.

Flashlights and explosions.

I can do weird spinny things with my head.

I think ive fractured my pinky. It’s a lame story, I just stepped all wrong. How boring, I should so have a cooler story. But no, I just stepped on it funny.

Ive had hiccups for two hours now. Jesus.

(Go go dance, go go go go dance)

Right now, im eating smarties, sipping cold tea, moving my head and toes (the non injured one) in perfect synchronized moves and grinning for no rhyme or reason- I love how weird I am.

Californiaaaaa dreaminnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Why am I in such a good mood? This is so un-discolike its scary.

Benny Benassi I love you.

DANCE. GO GO GO DANCE.

I want a party NOW.

Ok I must go throw up now goodbye.