AAAARGH

I HAVE TWO EXAMS TOMORROW.
TWO DO YOU HEAR ME? TWO.

SOCIOLOGY AND HISTORY.

TWO THREE-HOUR EXTRAVAGANZAS IN SOME HORRIBLE PLACE THAT IS BLOODY FAR AWAY FROM MY HOUSE AND IS SO BLOODY HOT THAT SOME GIRL ACTUALLY PASSED OUT WHILE GIVING HER URDU PAPER.

I was up still seven in the morning doing socio and I thought that I could sleep in a little and wake up by around noon because I needed around five hours of sleep to partially function the rest of the day. But NOOOO at NINE FUCKING FOURTY FOUR –yes I remember EXACTLY WHEN- my phone starts ringing with the most RANDOMEST number. Now you see, I am a weird person with a weird phone so it only comes with two ring tones. One is this odd Indian movie song and the other is an even odder Indian movie one. So you can imagine the bloody heart attack I have when my whole bed starts vibrating along the tune of ‘Kaho Na Pyaar Hain.’

Fucking A. and now ive been tossing and turning and trying to go back to bed but the bastard calls keep on coming. And I don’t pick up, I wont pick up because I HATE the person who is calling. Ive gotten TWO hours of sleep thanks to you and I don’t care if you were the Dalai Lama I don’t CARE about WHAT you have to say.

Thinking about it, they were all international numbers. Might just have been the bloody Dalai Lama. Is that guy still alive? Didn’t the Chinese fight a war with India when he fled the border? God knows, either way, IF he is dead and is calling me from heaven I STILL DON’T CARE.

SO, for whoever you were FUCK OFF. I DESPISE YOU WITH EVERY BONE IN MY BODY. May you never find happiness or a good nights sleep.

Motherfucker.

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On a separate note, PLEASE pray for me. I need it. I really really really need it. Just two minutes and a little look unto the sky and a little prayer for me ok? REALLY APRECIATED AND REALLY REQUIRED. I will PERSONALLY kiss all your asses if you pray for me.

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On a HAPPIER note, freedom is JUST over 27 hours away :D.