An unassuming Msn conversation with the only person who really truly cares.
About me, and er, about other things.
Aqua = me
. says:
how was urdu?
wretched says:
i want to do you right now
it was good
. says:
er, why?
nice one.
wretched says:
Comecomecome over tomorrow please
well have kangaroo sex
. says:
but..but.. exams man I gots to study.
wretched says:
yea.
i know
have you finished soshio?
. says:
i just finished making the notes
but no learning.
so well technically i havnt started yet
wretched says:
making notes for everything
wow-wee. Bloody socio queen. Its like the damn subject is coming out of your ass.
MAN I BETTER GO AND COMPLETE SOCIO
I THO HAVENT EVEN COMPLETED MY NOTES MOTHERFUCKER
. says:
hahahah ok
but we can date tomorrow?
hot spot or something?
wretched says:
KHAJOOOOOOOOOOOOORR
WE CAN ORDER PIZZAA
I TOLD YOUU
I HAVE SOME 12 FREE PIZZAA SCENE FROM PIZZA HUT
IM FREEEE FROM TWO THARRTY TO SIX THAARTY
SO WE CAN HAVE WILD CROCODILE SEX
. says:
hey hey hey okay
wretched says:
THEN WELL HAVE WILD MONGOOSE SEX
. says:
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU IM NOT USED TO YOU WANTING ME SO BADLY
wretched says:
BUT I REALLY DO
I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN SO LONG
WHEN YOU COME
WELL HAVE WILD GIRAFFE SEX
. says:
cant we just have human sex?
wretched says:
FROGGY STYLE
NO
THATS NOT COOL MAN
. says:
ITS DOGGY STYLE YOU FUCK
wretched says:
WHATEVER
AXEL THE FROG IS IN
ANYWAY
. says:
ok ok
go, your officially scaring me now
ill see you in twelve hours
wretched says:
THEN WHAT WILL WE HAVE?
WILD FISH SEX
. says:
FISH DONT EVEN HAVE PROPER SEX
its this whole excreting sperm thingy
plus, i cant hold my breath that long
STOP ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
STOP YOU FUCKING NYMPHO
wretched says:
okay... dolphin sex??
kamasutra?? maybe??
SNAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SEXXXXXXXXXXXX
. says:
CAN WE JUST TALK AND EAT PIZZA
wretched says:
SLOWWW BABYYY SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW- you know like snails.
That is when I blocked her. Bus i'm sorry you know I love you but that was too much. Snail sex? SNAIL SEX?
Then she calls me, speaks about antelope sex. I put the phone down.
Then she messages me, saying she will have rabbit sex with me.
Dude, AND THEN YOU CALL ME INSANE?
I mean, COME ON.
5 comments:
'yah'.
u missed out on hippy sex, gorilla sex, ostrich sex, lion sex, cow sex and what not.
i haven't laughed this much in ages!
lurve your blog!
:)
anon- go away or reveal yourself
vintage- hahahha you know the funniest thing she later called for some help and talked about how we could have cow sex and it would be so hot that we would become steaks or something :S.. hahah well im glad you laughed and im glad you liked the blog. come back to visit:D
okay.. one 'Sex' has been gapingly left out. n it can even qualify as humanish... Rat sex! :D
ask her to try it n lemme knw how it goes.
(lol n im disgusted beyond my own belief).
hahaha hvnt laffed lyk tht in.. 3 days!
HEY uuuu!!
Come out of hiding already gurl!... ths wz lyk ur last post, frm wht.. 3 yrs ago!!? OMG< thot i must have missed out on so0o much, sinc ei cudnt figure out where u'v gone or wht ur blog address is! seriously i went to various oldies blogs n clicked still cudnt find u..
Okay, now im really startin to sound lyk ur friendy in tht last entry. mmm, be it gud or bad.
Missed u gurl... whn u comin back frm dead? *still laffin at d post*
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