cranberry juice.

‘What took you so long?’

‘Parents giving me shit again for never being home, which is ironic seeing that I haven’t left since last Saturday.’

‘Their getting senile I think.’

‘Haan, it’s the only explanation that makes sense.’


I'm trying to control myself
So please don't stand in my way
I've waited for the longest time
This is what I wanted in my way

‘You just wont understand.’

‘Explain it to me’

‘See, motor-lota. Its like a pun on motorrolla. It’s a mechanized hand held cleaning apparatus. Great for Pakistani’s going to college abroad.’

‘This is your big invention?’

‘Yup, toilet roll just doesn’t give you that clean fresh feeling man.’

Move over, move over
There's a climax coming in my way
Move over, move over
There's a climax coming in my way

‘Im telling you, that crow has a thing for you.’

‘Yeah, shitting on peoples heads. Great way to show some affection.’

‘Some people are in to that kind of stuff acha, don’t be judging things you cant understand.’

I don't like you, don't compromise
Shattered by your weakness
Shattered by your smile
And I'm not very fond of you, and your lies
Shattered by your weaknesses
Shattered by your smile

‘You try to put that ghamla on my head ONE MORE TIME and I swear to god I am going to use this fucking lighter to light your hairy ass on fire I PROMISE YOU.’

All the kids are going back to school
The summer's over it's the golden rule
And now I'm coming out to play
So please don't stand in my way
And all the things that seemed once to be
So important to me
Seem so trivial now that I can see

‘Dude, this is the truth. We need to get this over with because I couldn’t be fucked and you couldn’t be fucked, neither could the rest of the group. Basically, no one could be fucked. Know what that means?’

‘Yep. We be dying virgins.’

Move over, move over

‘What do you mean she has too many things on her plate right now? I'm not some bloody BUFFET DINNER MAN.’

There's a climax coming my way

‘motor-LOTA. Its like a normal LOTA but motorized.

When I make my millions and you come begging me for money than im going to remind you of your lack of faith in me.’

I don't like you, don't compromise
Shattered by your weakness
Shattered by your smile
And I'm not very fond of you, and your lies
Shattered by your weaknesses
Shattered by your smile

‘.. and like my caption can be. Hello Loto. Like Hello Moto.’

‘isnt it lotA? Loto doesn’t even MEAN anything.’

‘LACK OF FAITH LACK OF FAITH.’

Please don't stand in my way

:)

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