I have realized certain things.

1- Cocomo is yum.
2- I was a FUGLY child.

Like seriously, i was going through old pictures, and my god, i was HIDEOUS. Well not in the absolute bachpana days, coz pretty much every one is cute then. And i was painfully fair, and in this society, if your fair, then you must be hot.
But as time went on, the "teens" my god. What was i thinking? Why didnt i get lenses earlier? I had these horrible GOLDEN glasses, which were disgusting, but were Armani, so i figured they must be "cool". Turns out, i looked like a owl with bad taste.
And my hair, allah tobah astakfar. It was bumpy and random and messy and just yuck. How i walked out of the house without a cap on is a real mystery to me.
And the bloody pimples. Which attack about 95% of teen population EXCEPT my friends. No one had ever had pimples in their entire bloody family. My god, they were red and pink and small and big. My aunt would call my face a pizza.

I am going stop now, and kneel down in prayer. Not to god though, to the man/woman who invented the -

1- Contact lense
2- Hair straightner
3- Noxzema face wash

Thank holy jesus that i dont look like that anymore.

So when people tell me "Your looking so different!" i should thank them and give them a pappi and a jhappi. They would have just made my day.