Men = Odd

Where do i even start, and where do i aim to end this blog entry? This quasi-insane painfully exquisite entity known as "Man" is driving me crazy. But within this segment of human kind, there are many different KINDS of men, and not all of them are crazy.

Following are the types of men i have encountered-

1. The parent, granparent and other assorted relatives-

Highly boring, except for that one weird uncle i have who is addicted to porn (im completely serious.)

2. The Flirts-

The ones who somehow manages to make you feel really special really fast, eventhough the intelligent part of you keeps on going, "who you kidding?" but in the moment its fun, and sometimes, even the most cynical and bitter person wants to enjoy herself.

3. The ones that try too hard-

Case in point, Mr.S. Im not ammused by you threatening to beat up some guy because he asked me to dance. He was not "150% flirting" with me as you liked to put it. I dont appreciate the cheap lines and sweet talking, it makes me feel inferior and used. Im a real person, with ideals and ambition, i cant be swayed with your words. I can see through you. (But i must admit, i get the feeling that you might just grow on me.)

4. The sexist pigs.

Yuck. Vomit. Case in point, the sick fuck in my family. Thank god we are related so thats theres no way we could ever hookup. I cant believe you said, "Well you know, i want simple girls, with minimal education and who like to stay at home. I can earn and she can take care of the home, and it would be better if she did hijab and didnt have too much of a life outside the house. In essence, i want her to be basic." Bastard, bastard. You should be glad i didnt slap you. Women are not some bloody inferior bieng, they THINK and have OPINIONS. Just because your a closet homosexual (my mothers theory not mine) and your looking for a maid cum wife, dont insult me and the rest of womankind ok? Spare us of your bullshit.

5. The best friends.

There are not too many of these around, and most of the time you tend to mistake people for them. Yesterday, i put my arm around you and you turned around, and i saw relief in your face. When you told me that you needed to talk, to just tell me what was up, i was%2